Joe Bloggs
Joe Bloggs is a very fine writer, indeed a paperback writer ,but he is not a member of the Beatles. He grew up on the back streets of Daventry where there was a cat. The cat was called Salem and was blind in one eye. It enjoyed chocolate ice creams, but one hot summer's day it got run over. A service of remembrance was held in Daventry cathedral and all the cat lovers cried. And that was the end of that.